You see, if you're born a jungle beast you have to be big and fierce the way jungle beasts are supposed to be or life becomes unpleasant for you. Here, where nothing is as it should be, no one has to be any way but the way he is.
As a kid, when your parents are poor, you’re poor. If they don’t have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone’s parents are rich, that doesn’t necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples’ kids aren’t rich kids, they’re just some rich freak’s exotic pets that can talk but aren’t allowed to.
its 2024 i think dragon age fandom can grow up and admit that 1) sebastian vael was extremely fuckable and 2) it drove varric to the kind of levels of insanity that would make a man irl kill himself
I just got this Bunny Dee shirt and already got cat hair all over it. I love that the cat is ear tipped!! She has so many great designs in her threadless store… I am struggling not to buy all of them. (Sizing note: I’m pretty small (5'5", 125 lbs) and this medium is a fitted cut on me. Definitely order a size up a size or two if you want a looser fit, for the tank tops anyway.)
Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don’t think she’d go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?
Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn’t still have it.
Some normie to Morticia: don’t do _______, it will give you wrinkles.
Gomez: God, I hope so.
at morticia’s 50th birthday party everyone’s making Over The Hill jokes with the same envious joy you would celebrate your cousin’s hundred million dollar lottery win. the “hill” decorations are various piles of rats, bones, garbage, severed limbs. there’s a lot of chains and stolen crucifixes around instead of party streamers. the cake is a graveyard hill and they cut it with a visibly filthy shovel.
‘one foot in the grave’ gomez tells his wife, actively crying, 'and what a foot!’
morticia has the first slice of cake (it has a little sugar grave on it). when she finishes her delicate spoonful and smiles, the camera zooms in and we see she has spontaneously developed crow’s feet. off camera is the sound of her husband really unsubtly orgasming.
after the party they drive off in a hearse with glass bottles of formaldehyde tied to the bumper. it says JUST OLD in the back.
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